The Impeachment in a Nutshell

The secret mastermind behind the Democrats’ legal strategy for their impeachment action finally exposed!

“We’ve got hearsay and conjecture – those are *kinds* of evidence!” – Lionel Hutz, Esq.

Or, to be completely open and include the full context of the quote:

Judge: Mr. Hutz we’ve been in here for four hours. Do you have any evidence at all?
Hutz: Well, Your Honor. We’ve plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.

These all seems strangely relevant too:

Hutz: Mr. Burns, we’ve got witnesses, precedent and a paper trail a mile long.
Burns: Yes. But I have ten high-priced lawyers.
Hutz: Ya, ya, yaaa!!! [runs out of office]
Homer: He left his briefcase. Hey, it’s full of shredded newspaper.
*****
Hutz: Don’t worry, Homer. I have a foolproof strategy to get you out of here. Surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last. The judge won’t know what hit him.
*****
Hutz: Your Honor, I’d like to call all of my surprise witnesses again. [crowd groaning]

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