I refer a lot to Instapundit links, which themselves, more often than not, are links to something else. The fact is, however, Glenn R can both both write as well as quip: for example:
THEY CAN’T VET TERRORISTS, BUT THEY’VE GOT TIME FOR THIS: FBI offers $5,000 reward after bacon found at Vegas mosque.
Put a crucifix in urine, meanwhile, and you can get an NEA grant
Update (20160103): However, this is more in line with what he is really capable of:
When the moral high ground is lost, the moral high ground is lost. And people do what they see being rewarded.